As I was passing through the customs in London, on my return to Aberdeen, I saw and heard an exchange between a customs officer and a lady, who was having her bags checked by the officer.
If you wear make-up, or knows someone who does, I strongly recommend you pay attention starting now.
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Customs Officer: Are you carrying any explosives? *I know, very tactful...*
Lady: No.
Customs Officer: Do you wear make-up?
Lady: Yes.
Customs Officer: Well, some make-up contain explosives.
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So please...
Next time you buy make-up
Or accompany your girlfriend, wife, mother, aunt or your friendly neighbourhood ba-pok to buy make-up,
remember to ask for
NON-EXPLOSIVE MAKE-UP.
Seriously.
1 Mark Lee is enough.
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